Who wears this stuff?

Whenever I am on MySpace, I see ads for hoochie clothes like this:

Who wears clothes like that?

And do they really need them in plus sizes?

To quote Plothow, "Did you wear that to work?"

STUPID STUPID STUPID (Again!)

Survivor Spoiler Alert (Fubar)
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Let's recap the stupid moves that have been made this season:

First, Ozzie gets voted out while holding the immunity idol.

Then, Jason gets voted out while holding the immunity idol.

Both stupid moves. But, last night blows them both out of the water. Erik actually gave up his individual immunity for Natalie. And then the girls voted him out. What a bunch of conniving b_tches! I don't even want any of the 4 women left to win. Seriously, they have all been so manipulative. The worst being Natalie, I think. I guess the best one left is Amanda... They totally preyed on the fact that Erik is young, a dude, and a little bit star-struck because he is such a huge fan of Survivor. That's just low...

So, adios, Erik. You will definitely be remembered as the dumbest Survivor (and as the guy with hair like a lion's mane).

Double Digits Baby!

100!!!!

We're down to 100 days left until Lee is free from the Navy. Heck, I feel like I'm getting out of the Navy too, it screws up so much of my life. Hurry up 100 days. I usually love summer and want it to last, but not this year.

Farmer Wants a Wife - the 2nd episode

The show starts out:

Lisa & Brooke are doing Bible study. Christa points out that the "ultra Christians" were the ones pulling pranks. Interesting.

The girls decide to make breakfast for Matt. While they were cooking, he was taking notice of who was talking and who was working. They started talking about what he would want his wife to do. He mentioned cooking & cleaning. Ok, maybe he's not my perfect guy.

They head off to clean some pigs for a neighbor. I forgot to mention in the last blog, when they go places, they are all in big pickup trucks. Sweet! Josie asked if they had to wear a shirt. Ugh. She better! Everyone is doing a good job cleaning the pigs except Lisa & Josie. Shocking.

When they come home, they decide to shower outside. Kanisha offers to wash Matt's back. Matt was like "Um, my back is pretty clean, actually." So awkward!

Speaking of awkward, Josie next asks Matt if he is the type of guy that wants to "test drive" a girl before he marries her. Everyone is shocked, but kind of interested in the answer. Especially since 2 of the girls are virg-o's. Commercial break during the awkward silence. Oh Josie!

Matt says he would like to wait until marriage.

The girls are outside sunbathing and Josie comes out with about 99% of her boobs hanging out of her bathing suit. I hope that Fubar is watching!

Oh, it's challenge time. This week the challenge is milking goats. Matt's looking pretty cute in some overalls, by the way. I didn't think that cute & overalls went together unless you were talking about babies or Carharts. Somehow he is working the denim overall look.

The challenge is actually milking a goat, spray painting a cow, then shoveling out a dirty stall. Josie calls Matt a SOB for making them work.

Watching the girls try and get the goats up on the milking table is pretty comical. Actually, the cow painting is pretty funny too. It comes down to Lisa & Krista. Krista shoveled the $hit the fastest and won. So, she'll be sticking around another week.

The girls are sitting around chatting. Lisa & Brooke are like "Oh, what if Matt's a virgin. Can you girls handle that?" Christa (not the one who won the challenge, the one from NYC that I like) had what might be the line of the night. She is talking about Lisa being a hypocrite because she is always talking about being a virgin yet "...every skirt that she owns almost shows her vagina." They then zoom in on her skirt... Almost showing her vagina.

Matt takes them on a group date as a reward for all their hard work. They go to play BINGO at the V.F.W. Josie sits down and says "If you aren't a republican and you don't love Bush, I can't sit with you." Then she starts asking some of the other women there how to tell which farmers are the wealthy ones.

Matt takes a break from the BINGO to let the girls get up and introduce themselves to the rest of the people there. Lisa goes into a super religious rant about death. What? This girl is weird. Josie gets up and starts out saying that she enjoys being around all the elderly people. She then goes on a tangent about the Jews, Christians & Catholics needing to form an alliance together because the world is going to end. This girl is a nut.

Matt sends the girls into the other room and asks the people in the room what they thought of the girls. The first woman said to send Lisa (ultra Christian w/ vagina skirts) home. One old guy said he wouldn't send any of them home in a dirty old man kind of way. The next couple people say Josie. No surprise there. The next girl said Lisa & Josie. I see a theme here.

They put together a special BINGO game just for the ladies. Whoever doesn't get BINGO is the one that is eliminated.... I'm so nervous.

Lisa gets BINGO and that leaves Josie. Adios Josie! Josie goes off on a tangent and demands a parting gift. She calls Matt cheap for picking flowers instead of buying flowers and asks him what he has to offer a girl besides hard work.

Time for the "alone time" date part. Matt picks Stacey. Brooke is super jealous again.

Josie is still asking for a parting gift. She has ruined two pairs of shoes and a watch since she has been here. She is refusing to leave. Her arse is parked on the front porch and she said she will not leave until Matt gives her a gift. She says they better call the cops and have them drag her off.

Now Josie is on the phone with Matt demanding a gift. She is crazy.

Stacey gets all fancied up for the date. She's showin' some major boobage. Where are they off to this time?

The girls that are left home decide to get decked out and go to a bar. And the lame non-drinkers are driving. Haha! Nice call!

Stacey & Matt's date is sitting in the back of a truck and watching a movie on the side of a barn. Matt had the projector and popcorn and flowers and candles. It was actually pretty cool.

The other girls are at the bar and Lisa & Brooke are hitting on all the old farm dudes. The girls are realizing that those two just need attention. Must be a virgin thing.

Back to the date. Stacey asks Matt if it's a problem that she ISN'T a virgin. I hope not or else he's stuck with Lisa or Brooke. Then Stacey blabs on & on & on about her exes, how nurturing she is, money, clothes, sweatpants, etc. Matt gets a little stressed out by her constant chatter.

Back at the bar, Stacey & Lisa are still hitting on lots of random guys.

And that's where the show ends...

I'm so hooked on this show. Haha! I sure hope they have enough ratings to keep it going. I don't need another "Reunion" on my hands. Although, I don't think they're spending much making this show, so I think I'll be alright.

I had a weird dream

Last night I had this really bizarre dream. In my dream I was in a mental hospital (ha ha, yeah, laugh it up). I couldn't talk at all, but I could understand people. I also had like no short term memory. In my dream, they told me to go down to the mental hospital store and get two things. When I got there I couldn't remember what they were. And I couldn't ask anyone because I couldn't talk. It was really weird. I have been concerned all day that this dream means I'm crazy.


So, I looked up a dream meaning website:


Mental Institution
To dream that you are in a mental institution, indicates a need for rest and reset your mind. You need to not be afraid to ask for help/assistance when you need it.


Phew, that is probably just from work!!


This dream was still less weird than last week when I dreamt that Neil Patrick Harris was trying to convince me to have a threesome with him and an overweight chick... It doesn't even make sense since he is gay!!


I think I watch too much tv. The mental institution could easily be from LOST and NPH is obviously from How I Met Your Mother.


Hopefully I dream about Matt from Farmer Wants a Wife tonight!!

Don't forget, the 2nd week of Farmer Wants a Wife TONIGHT!!!

Random thoughts while riding the South Shore...

Today I took the South Shore train into Chicago. I had kind of forgotten all the interesting people watching you can do on public transportation. Especially the South Shore!

~ I didn't realize that there was a third world country between Chicago & Valparaiso, IN. Wow, there are some rough houses along that track.

~ On the way into work, some women got tattled on to the conductor. Are we in 3rd grade here? Yeah, they were being a little annoying, but most people just give them a dirty look and move on. This guy actually used the button thing to call a conductor and had him go tell the ladies to keep it down. Wow.

~ On the way home from work, there was this woman in her mid-40's who was talking EXTREMELY loudly about her personal life. She had the spikey hair and funky glasses. I was sitting about 8 rows from her and still could hear every word of her conversation. I now know that she was seeing this guy and he lied to her about where he was going this weekend and it turns out he was out dancing at some club. And he likes skinny chicks and when they started dating she was skinnier, but then they started going out and eating out and she gained weight. Oh, and there is all sorts of drama surrounding their MySpace pages and what he wrote on some other girl's MySpace page. And then I got to hear all about her tattoo, the tattoo she wants to get (a Supergirl symbol) and the tattoos of almost every person she knows. Wow.

See Kathryn & Fubar...

It's a really really catchy song! (I was singing this all weekend down in Nashville.)

Sexy Can I

I want to act old again!

Just a few weeks ago, Reuter was giving me a hard time for only drinking 3 beers on a Friday night. I admit, not my best showing, but in my defense, I was coming down with the flu. Since then, I have had the following weekends:

• *April 12th, Reut, Michelle, Stacia & Ploth visit me in DeMotte. Karaoke until the wee hours of the morning.
• *April 19th, my cousin's wedding. A waiter was handing out bottles of champagne to each table. I sweet-talked my way into getting 2 for our table only to find that just me & my aunt were drinking champagne. We polished them off and many other 1/2 full bottles from other tables. I was considered the most sober one and had to drive my mom & I back to my grandma's. Went the wrong way and almost ended up in Ploth's home town of Peru. DOH!
• *April 25th - 26th, NASHVILLE BABY! A 5:30am night on Friday and a 2am night on Saturday. I haven't pulled off a weekend like that in awhile.
• *May 3rd, hit up Harry's & the Cactus with some friends back home in Lafayette. Beers are so cheap! And Jager Bombs too... Not sure what time I went home, but it was after 2am. Woke up Saturday fully clothed in my bed. Thank you beer fairy!

At this point, my liver is begging for a calm weekend. But, it doesn't look like that is going to happen for a few more weeks:

• *May 10th, TOGA TOGA!
• *May 16th - 17th, going to visit Jamie at Ohio University. Party it up college style for the last time. Jamie graduates in June.
• *May 21st - 25th, hanging out with Lee in Halifax, NS. Can't wait!!

Oh yeah, and I don't have a prayer for my EA2B exam. Work has been nuts and I've only gotten about 50 hours of studying in.

The contents of my stomach:

If you ever wondered what Lee does out at sea...

You get to see Lee a couple times in the video, although it is hard to tell who is who since it is dark out and they are all wearing the same thing. Anyway, at one point they do a close-up of him yelling. Check it out!