Overview of the Contestants
The Geeks:
John - Computer nerd
Greg - Gaysian geek
Joe - Cowboy geek. This guy said sex was overrated.
Chris - Thinks a good pickup line is: "Hey babe, are you complex? Cause that a$$ is unreal."
Matt - Poet with some THICK glasses.
Tommy - Sweater vest obsessed. The guy has hundreds!
Jim - Video game programmer
Jonathan - "Mama's Boy"
Jason - "One buff geek"... With huge teeth.
* I am already going to call that Jonathan, Tommy & Jim will be the ones that end up cute after the makeover.
The Beauties:
Jillian - Playboy model. Things she said not to talk to her about: anything educational, science, math, politics. Fubar, being a math teacher, I think that qualifies as educational & math!
Amber - runway model. She said that on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 20. She also pulled some of the most blatent game play by sitting on one of the geeks laps in the hot tub and basically asking for him to help her in the game.
Cara - can't tell time unless it is a digital clock.
Tara - Daisy Dukes Hostess? Gets money from daddy.
Amanda - Hawaiian Tropics Model. When asked to name the last 5 Presidents she said "Bush, Clinton, Nixon, Theordore, Roosevelt, and Higley." (Yes she named 6.)
Kristina - thought people were buried at the side of the road when there were crosses.
Tiffany - said she had a low IQ... of 200.
Leticia - Extreme sports player who said she doesn't like girls. Oh boy!
Randi - Navy diva? I have no idea what this is.
Funny moments:
The Gaysian fell into the pool and then later he cried.
"Do you realize throwing a grenade in a school of fish will provide food for a week?"
Amber said "No wonder a lot of people get a lot of plastic surgery because they want to look good."
The two black chicks, Randi & Amber got into a HUGE fight. Randi kept calling Amber dumb and Amber kept calling her fat. It was extremely uncomfortable to watch. But rather funny!
Oh, and I forgot. The big twist this season is that it is beauties vs. geeks. For the first challenge they had to see how many phone numbers they could get in a social setting. To even the scales, they did a "makeunder" of the beauties. Basically, they put a fat suit on one, gave them acne, etc. It was pretty funny. I still think that girls IN GENERAL have it easier than dudes in this challenge, but whatever. No surprise to me, the beauties won. Even with their new found ugliness.
The beauties chose 5 geeks to fight for elimination. They actually did a good job sending the people that didn't need to be there as much as others. In the end, the "Microsoft addict" went home.
Can't wait for next week!
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Sam from Beauty & the Geek IV
This season of Beauty & the Geek has been awesome so far. I totally got Lee hooked on it. As expected, the girls have been saying absolutely idiotic things and the guys are painfully nerdy! This season, to "mix things up" a bit, they have one couple that is a nerdy girl and a "beautiful" man. Which brings me to Sam...
According to the show Sam Horrigan is a Party Promoter. The first impression you get from him is TOTAL DOUCHE. With his Blue Steel-esque facial expressions and his incessant flexing he is rather annoying. But, I have found myself cheering for him... This is mainly so he will stick around and continue saying ridiculous things. When he was first on the show, he was talking about how he didn't understand why the Geeks didn't just "act cool". Oh, Sam!
Not surprsingly, one of the ditzy beauties, Rebecca, totally fell for Sam since he is apparently her type. She probably became interested when he did his stripper lap dance for the beauties. It was CLEARLY not the first time he had done that. He had the moves down pat. Sam & Rebecca angered Sam's partner by getting it on in the top bunk while she was in the bottom bunk. Classic!
Sam has actually done really well in the competitions, however. He won the debate challenge and the bottle rocket challenge. This week's episode was no different. The Beauties had to teach a 3rd grade class. At random, they got one of three topics to teach: geography (basically the states), fractions, or dinosaurs. Sam happened to draw dinosaurs. He did great explaining them to the 3rd graders. Once he got in the hall with his partner he says something to the effect of: "We were supposed to say whether dinosaurs shoot fire out of their mouths or not. I couldn't remember. I don't think they do, but I wasn't sure." Are you SERIOUS? Dinosaurs are not dragons!!!
Anyway, it turns out that Sam is actually an actor, complete with a profile on IMDB. It definitely makes me wonder how much of his persona is acting. Oh well! It's still entertaining!!!
According to the show Sam Horrigan is a Party Promoter. The first impression you get from him is TOTAL DOUCHE. With his Blue Steel-esque facial expressions and his incessant flexing he is rather annoying. But, I have found myself cheering for him... This is mainly so he will stick around and continue saying ridiculous things. When he was first on the show, he was talking about how he didn't understand why the Geeks didn't just "act cool". Oh, Sam!Not surprsingly, one of the ditzy beauties, Rebecca, totally fell for Sam since he is apparently her type. She probably became interested when he did his stripper lap dance for the beauties. It was CLEARLY not the first time he had done that. He had the moves down pat. Sam & Rebecca angered Sam's partner by getting it on in the top bunk while she was in the bottom bunk. Classic!
Sam has actually done really well in the competitions, however. He won the debate challenge and the bottle rocket challenge. This week's episode was no different. The Beauties had to teach a 3rd grade class. At random, they got one of three topics to teach: geography (basically the states), fractions, or dinosaurs. Sam happened to draw dinosaurs. He did great explaining them to the 3rd graders. Once he got in the hall with his partner he says something to the effect of: "We were supposed to say whether dinosaurs shoot fire out of their mouths or not. I couldn't remember. I don't think they do, but I wasn't sure." Are you SERIOUS? Dinosaurs are not dragons!!!
Anyway, it turns out that Sam is actually an actor, complete with a profile on IMDB. It definitely makes me wonder how much of his persona is acting. Oh well! It's still entertaining!!!