Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Beauty & the Geek - Here we go again!!

Overview of the Contestants

The Geeks:
John - Computer nerd
Greg - Gaysian geek
Joe - Cowboy geek. This guy said sex was overrated.
Chris - Thinks a good pickup line is: "Hey babe, are you complex? Cause that a$$ is unreal."
Matt - Poet with some THICK glasses.
Tommy - Sweater vest obsessed. The guy has hundreds!
Jim - Video game programmer
Jonathan - "Mama's Boy"
Jason - "One buff geek"... With huge teeth.

* I am already going to call that Jonathan, Tommy & Jim will be the ones that end up cute after the makeover.

The Beauties:
Jillian - Playboy model. Things she said not to talk to her about: anything educational, science, math, politics. Fubar, being a math teacher, I think that qualifies as educational & math!
Amber - runway model. She said that on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 20. She also pulled some of the most blatent game play by sitting on one of the geeks laps in the hot tub and basically asking for him to help her in the game.
Cara - can't tell time unless it is a digital clock.
Tara - Daisy Dukes Hostess? Gets money from daddy.
Amanda - Hawaiian Tropics Model. When asked to name the last 5 Presidents she said "Bush, Clinton, Nixon, Theordore, Roosevelt, and Higley." (Yes she named 6.)
Kristina - thought people were buried at the side of the road when there were crosses.
Tiffany - said she had a low IQ... of 200.
Leticia - Extreme sports player who said she doesn't like girls. Oh boy!
Randi - Navy diva? I have no idea what this is.

Funny moments:

The Gaysian fell into the pool and then later he cried.

"Do you realize throwing a grenade in a school of fish will provide food for a week?"

Amber said "No wonder a lot of people get a lot of plastic surgery because they want to look good."

The two black chicks, Randi & Amber got into a HUGE fight. Randi kept calling Amber dumb and Amber kept calling her fat. It was extremely uncomfortable to watch. But rather funny!

Oh, and I forgot. The big twist this season is that it is beauties vs. geeks. For the first challenge they had to see how many phone numbers they could get in a social setting. To even the scales, they did a "makeunder" of the beauties. Basically, they put a fat suit on one, gave them acne, etc. It was pretty funny. I still think that girls IN GENERAL have it easier than dudes in this challenge, but whatever. No surprise to me, the beauties won. Even with their new found ugliness.

The beauties chose 5 geeks to fight for elimination. They actually did a good job sending the people that didn't need to be there as much as others. In the end, the "Microsoft addict" went home.

Can't wait for next week!

1 comment:

Fubar said...

During the fight between Randi and Amber I turned to my roommate and said, "this is why they usually don't have two black women on Beauty and the Geek."