Popular searches near this location: Ponderosa Sun Club. What in the heck is that? All I could think of was Ponderosa, the trashy buffet where I have seen some of the fattest people ever.
We click on it. I recommend you do the same, but not on a work computer.
Turns out the Ponderosa Sun Club is a nudist colony. This place is even the host of the best nude beauty contest each year that brings in stars like Ron Jeremy, Verne Troyer and many adult film stars. How did this place exist 50 miles from where I grew up without me ever knowing about it?!?!
So, we asked our realtor about the nudist colony and he said that there are actually TWO nearby! At least I know Fubar will come visit now!!
2 comments:
Correction: the trashy buffet with the fattest people ever is Ryan's.
This sounds AWESOME! When can I come visit? Only one thing concerns me though. I read this under Ponderosa's rules.
What if I accidentally get physically excited?
A public erection is not acceptable. 99% of men do not experience this problem, If you happen to be in that 1%, we suggest that you cover up with a towel or take a discreet cold shower until it subsides.
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