The Bachelor

Monday night was the premier of The Bachelor. But I didn't get to watch it until tonight. The suspense!

I really like Jason. The beginning was like a commercial for him. Showing him being hot and working out and stuff. Then they went through his Deanna saga. As soon as they showed her I said "BITCH" as I'm guessing all the Jason fans did. The only thing that bothers me about Jason is how everytime they show him kissing Deanna, he always had his hand on her face or chin. That is ok and endearing every now & then, but every time?

There is more of a variety of girls this time. They threw in a couple of divorcees and single moms. One widow. Then there is your typical assortment of flakes mixed in.

I absolutely hate when everyone gets out of the limo. Oh my. Awkward situations really make me anxious and I sometimes have to change the channel. So watching 25 of them in a row is truly painful. Actually, pretty much the whole first episode is painful.

Oh my gosh, Shannon is a stalker. She knew his birthday, his younger brother's name and that his younger brother is dating a Shannon too. WOW. Restraining order.

One girl has a theory that she can tell what kind of guy someone is by their favorite hotdog topping. Weirdo. It sounds like "ketchup" or "mustard" are the two good answers. If this girl was Clint, ketchup would mean you should die. Jason put mustard on first. He's a keeper.

In true reality show fashion, they had to throw in a twist. During the party, the girls got to all vote a girl out. Things got catty. Not too surprising. As if the girls needed a boost. Then, they announced the three girls that got votes. Just so they could piss off three people, I guess. Then they said that the winner would be leaving... WITH A ROSE. WTF? That doesn't even make any sense. Whatever. So, basically, they just pissed off three girls.

At one point, one chick was talking about how she was engaged to a guy and in the middle of the night she left the engagement ring on the pillow and bailed. RUTHLESS! She married someone else and that was wrong too. But, now "she knows what she wants". I bet.

Nothing too exciting or shocking about the rose ceremony. He did keep the stalker girl. I probably wouldn't have made that choice... I thought Renee's eyes were going to pop out of her head. She was the nutty one that was talking about her vision boards. I guess your "love" vision board is going to need some work cause you didn't get a rose. Wow, in the final interview she is STILL talking about the vision boards. The wedding planner is a little drunk and is on a rant because she didn't get picked. She says she had already planned her wedding to Jason... Hmm, I wonder why he didn't choose you.

Scenes from the rest of the season... One girl shacks up with Jason. Another has her hands in his pants. Wow. THEN Deanna comes back. Who let her on the set? WTF. That appears to really stir things up. You had your chance bitch. Back off! This season is intense!