Monday, September 24, 2007

Gotta love some football humor...

My grandma sent me this today... I LOVE IT!

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroomdrama late yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who shouldhave custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by hisparents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keepingwith child custody laws and regulations requiring that family unity bemaintained to the highest degree possible.The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat himmore than his parents did and he adamantly refused to live with her.When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boycried and said that they also beat him.After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learningthat domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, thejudge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose whoshould have custody of him.After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the childwelfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the 2007 NotreDame Fighting Irish football team who the court determined are notcapable of beating anyone.

I just hope that Purdue isn't the team to ruin their losing streak!!

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