Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ok, so my prediction was wrong.

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Last week I predicted that the brown team would fall under the yellow line again. I was wrong. But, I still maintain that they are not long for this game! (Watch them make it to the final two now, just to make me look like a moron.)

My Recap:
1. They did a challenge where they had to stand on one foot. Whoever held it the longest won their loved one coming to visit for 24 hours. They all thought it was going to be easy. Are you serious? That is tiring. And I am not nearly as fat as you. Imagine all their mammoth weights on one foot. A few people fell, but most of them ended up letting Mandi win since she apparently whined enough. I don't have a ton of sympathy for people that are away from their spouse for 6 weeks while they're at fat camp. I guess I'm still unimpressed from doing an 8 month deployment (ok, I didn't do it, I sat at home while Lee did it), and I know that even WE were lucky since the Marines are stuck over there for 15 months!

2. Jillian was PISSED that Mandi won the visit. She knew it would screw Mandi up in the head and mess up her weight loss.

3. At the challenge, the teams had to hold a bar up over their heads. Whoever dropped the bar last won immunity. Like the one leg challenge, I thought this was tough. It sounds easy, but they did it for like 3 hours. Imagine how asleep your arms would be... And how every drop of blood would pour out of your arms. Blech. It came down to the green team and the purple team. They were also complaining about how cold it was. Lee started ripping on them since they were in Cali. Then they said it was 38 degrees out... Oh, that is pretty cold.

4. The purple team ended up winning! I was happy for that. The green team kind of annoys me. Laura is a cry-baby and Tara is loud and I feel like she is always hitting on the dudes. The married dudes...

5. Mandi's husband comes to visit. He is very country. Then as a surprise, her two sons are there too. One of them was named Remington. Lee kept saying "Her husband has to be a hunter." As Jillian predicted, Mandi spent the entire 24 hours with her family instead of working out. She also boo-hoo'd so much. She really needs to keep her head in the game. I mean, if she lets their visit screw things up too much, she'll end up on the plane with them on the way home!

6. At the weigh-in, Blaine & Dane fall below the yellow line. At this weigh-in, just one team falls below and one of the two partners gets voted off. I don't mind the black team, but their names are too similar and confusing, so I'm kind of excited one of them is going home.

7. Blaine talks to the other players and asks them to send him home and let Dane stay. He wants to be with his new baby and he thinks he can lose the weight at home easier than Dane. Everyone starts debating this. The contestants on Bob's team want to send Dane home as payback for when Jillian's team sent Damien home unstead of moron-Joelle. I totally think Bob's team should do that. Payback's a bitch. Tara sobs and slobbers and says they have no heart. Blah blah, she's just mad because the black team is her #1 source of dudes to flirt with.

8. In the end, they respect Blaine's request and vote him out. Pussies. At the vote, Tara totally professes her love to Blaine. What is his wife thinking watching this at home?

So, here is an update on who Lauren likes and who Lauren doesn't like:

Likes:
The blue team, Sione & Filipe
The pink team, Heather & Shannon
The purple team, Kristen & Cathy

Dislikes:
THE GREEN TEAM, LAURA & TARA
The yellow team, Mandi & Aubrey
The brown team, Mike & Ron

So so:
Dane (I'm just glad I know which one he is now that Blaine is gone.)

3 comments:

ahow628 said...

They ended up holding up the poles for 4 hours 40 minutes. Psht, three hours. Stop insulting them.

I can't even stand the Pink and Purple teams. I hate their accents. And when I say accents, all I can imagine is them saying AAAAAAAccent in their awful accent.

Tara is going to win it all.

Jessica said...

I find Tara to be ridiculous. SHUT UP DRAMA MAMA. She's no Joelle, but she's obnoxious.

Fubar said...

My likes and dislikes are a little different. I noticed you wrote the blue team under both. I think the one under dislikes was a mistake though. For the green team I like Tara. She is super tough and extremely competitive.