Tom Brady... A big FU.

It's no secret that I am NOT a Tom Brady fan. His commercials annoy me, he plays for the Patriots, my least favorite NFL team (don't get me started on Belichick and his cut-off sweatshirts), and in general I think he's pretty douchey. Especially when I see pics like this: Another thing that bugs me is when the announcers just WON'T shut up about him. Just go give him a BJ at halftime, but shut up about him now. Yes, he's good. Yes, he's having an amazing, historic, record breaking season. But, there are STILL other players on the field. Brady isn't out there throwing passes to himself while blocking. Can I please hear some other players mentioned?

While watching the Patriots final regular season game, they started talking about how Brady was picked in the 6th round of the NFL draft. They even put up a picture of him with his shirt off from then. Talk about lack of muscle tone!! You think I might respect the guy for fighting from fourth string QB to the star he is today... But I don't. I'm just happy he used to be a pasty white dork that couldn't dream of knocking up chicks like Bridget Moynahan or dating Gisele Bundchen. THIS IS WHAT I WILL ALWAYS SEE WHEN I LOOK AT HIM. No matter how many Super Bowl rings he is wearing or hot chicks he dates, I'll always see this picture.

(The one time I HAVE enjoyed Tom Brady was in this SNL skit. What a classic.)