Showing posts with label Drunkenness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drunkenness. Show all posts

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Which Way to the Bar?

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As I mentioned in my last post, we spent the weekend at the lake. The region suffered some SEVERE storms, so the whole way home, Lee and I were checking out down trees and other random damage.

I have blogged before about our "man coop" in our yard. The coop is at the front edge of our property. Directly behind the coop is a large fence. The other side of the fence is our neighbor's back yard. It's kind of a weird setup. Anyway, our neighbor has a shed right there and he keeps some chickens in there. (Yes, we live in Indiana.)

My mom had stopped by our house to feed our cats for us and had texted me to say that the neighbor's shed had some damage from the storm. When I pulled into our driveway, I couldn't believe my eyes! "SOME DAMAGE" was that 3/4 of the shed was completely gone. No trace of any chickens. Rubble everywhere. Our fence was torn down. There was a hole, A HOLE, in the back of the man coop. OMG.

I was still trying to figure it all out. How did the storm do so much damage to just this little space, but nothing around it was touched. As I was pondering this, Lee pulled up and said "I'm pretty sure it was a car." And he was right.
About 5 houses down from our house is a restaurant/bar. It is a pretty high class place. Lee and I went there for my birthday last year and it was definitely not cheap! So, apparently, last night some dude was slightly over served and veered off the road, went through our neighbors yard (as you can see here) and slammed into our other neighbors chicken shed.
Here is the view that the driver would have seen. Although, I'm guessing the guy was seeing double. He literally made it ONE TENTH of a mile before he wrecked. That's pretty bad!

I had texted Lee to say that the coop was damaged and he just wrote back "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Unfortunately, it is true.
Look at all this rubble. Geez o pete! The neighbor was out when I was checking things out and I asked about his chickens. He said that he had found two of them, but the other two were missing. He said that he expected they were at the bottom of this pile of stuff. Poor chickens!
This is from the inside of our coop. We have been storing our new kitchen cabinets in there and I think one of them may have been damaged. This drunk dude is going to pay for that!
We have pieced together the story from our various neighbors. Everyone wants to chat about it! Apparently, the guy lives about eight tenths of a mile up the road in his mom's house (cool). As I said above, he didn't make it one tenth of a mile before he was off the road. He went all the way through one yard before smacking into the chicken shed. After the wreck, he ran. On foot. So... He left his car. Our neighbor immediately called the sherriff and gave him the license plate number. They went down and picked him up at his mom's house. Lee has lots of plans and dreams for how much money we might get to fix the coop. I'm guessing we're not going to get much and we're going to have to fight for it. The good news is, half of Lee's family is in the insurance biz, so we do have some good advice.
This evening, I happened to glance out in our yard. I saw something move under one of our big bushes. A CHICKEN! And not just one, but BOTH chickens! They survived! Lee and I went out and tried to catch them to give them back to our neighbor. Those buggers are FAST! So, that was a failure. So, for now, we have two chickens running around our yard. The neighbor thinks they'll head back down to his yard tonight. I guess we'll see... If not, I guess we've got some new pets!




Monday, May 5, 2008

I want to act old again!

Just a few weeks ago, Reuter was giving me a hard time for only drinking 3 beers on a Friday night. I admit, not my best showing, but in my defense, I was coming down with the flu. Since then, I have had the following weekends:
  • *April 12th, Reut, Michelle, Stacia & Ploth visit me in DeMotte. Karaoke until the wee hours of the morning.
  • *April 19th, my cousin's wedding. A waiter was handing out bottles of champagne to each table. I sweet-talked my way into getting 2 for our table only to find that just me & my aunt were drinking champagne. We polished them off and many other 1/2 full bottles from other tables. I was considered the most sober one and had to drive my mom & I back to my grandma's. Went the wrong way and almost ended up in Ploth's home town of Peru. DOH!
  • *April 25th - 26th, NASHVILLE BABY! A 5:30am night on Friday and a 2am night on Saturday. I haven't pulled off a weekend like that in awhile.
  • *May 3rd, hit up Harry's & the Cactus with some friends back home in Lafayette. Beers are so cheap! And Jager Bombs too... Not sure what time I went home, but it was after 2am. Woke up Saturday fully clothed in my bed. Thank you beer fairy!

At this point, my liver is begging for a calm weekend. But, it doesn't look like that is going to happen for a few more weeks:

  • *May 10th, TOGA TOGA!
  • *May 16th - 17th, going to visit Jamie at Ohio University. Party it up college style for the last time. Jamie graduates in June.
  • *May 21st - 25th, hanging out with Lee in Halifax, NS. Can't wait!!

Oh yeah, and I don't have a prayer for my EA2B exam. Work has been nuts and I've only gotten about 50 hours of studying in.

The contents of my stomach: