Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen Colbert. Show all posts

Monday, May 19, 2008

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

I am America...

And so can you!

I have been reading Stephen Colbert's book, "I am America (and So Can You!)" for awhile now. I usually just read a few pages at night and then fall asleep, so it is slow going. I think that Stephen is hilarious. I love his show and his book has some pretty hilarious parts too.


I just got to the chapter on Immigrants. The first paragraph had me cracking up.


Experts say there are 12 to 14 million illegal immigrants in the United States. To put that into perspective, if you took all the foreigners who have no business living in america and put them into Dodge Caravans (remember, those seat six) and drove them out of the country taking up all three lanes of a highway, the line of minivans would stretch for I don't care how long, because the more important question is: How can we get them into those vans?


Ah, Stephen, you speak to me on so many levels!