Turns out, this show is called Bible Man.
In the episode that we were watching, Bible Man was doing battle against "The Fibbler". They actually fight with light sabers. I seriously can't make this stuff up... Bible Man has a cape, but his real power comes from the scripture that he quotes.
Also, right after we were enlighted by Bible Man, Fubar found his missing camera. Coincedence? I think not.
So, next time you are down in the Bible belt, check out Bible Man. It's on at least on Sunday mornings.