Close Call

"Oh great. I'm trying to get in my 22 hours of sleep and here comes that darn toddler."

"Shit, is that a blanket she's wielding? Is she going to smother me? I'm only 4 years old child! It's not my time!"
"Crisis averted... I think."

"Yes, yes, she's just putting a baby blanket on me. Cats don't use blankets... The things that I have to put up with these days."

"Ok, so I dodged the close call with the smothering, but now I'm getting beaten. Where are her damn parents?"